Cocopuff

Cocopuff is the star of the Quizzes.

Bio
Cocopuff, the eldest child of Captain Crunch and Gruel, was born May 27, 1969. At the age of seven, he fell into a vat of potluck stew and went crazy. He is a two-faced character, being both a protagonist and antagonist.

Appearances
Cocopuff has appeared in every quiz to date.

Description
Cocopuff is tall, bald, and scarred. He wears a yellow trench coat. Under it, he wears a stained white tank top and pink floral "daisy dukes". The result is ugly enough to be lethal.